From Beauty and the Beast to Trainspotting 2: Is 2017 any good?

T2 Trainspotting

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T2 TrainspottingI’ve written before on CURNBLOG about why movies released at the beginning of the calendar year are generally wretched. I’d include a link here, but you all can get off your asses (figuratively; actually you only have to type a few words into a Google search) and find it for yourselves.

Sorry, I’m just in a pissy mood. That’s what comes from having to watch a bunch of mediocre celluloid. So, even though I have been catching up on the good stuff I overlooked in 2016 (Tower was awesome and I have The Love Witch on deck) and have been educating myself on classic Bollywood (Ittefaq is riotous, insane melodramatic gold), this is what I have had to put up with in the past couple of weeks.

Don’t worry – it’s eight movies, but I’m limiting myself to 200 words total. No reason we should all have to suffer.

T2: Trainspotting

The youthful vitality is gone, but these guys are still compelling enough to watch through sad middle-aged decay. The best new movie I have seen in March.

Beauty and the Beast

Watson, Stevens, Evans, Gad – all very good. McEwan, McKellan, McDonald, Thompson – great voice work. Can’t miss story with can’t miss songs. And yet … why did they bother? Just watch the superior animated version.

Dig Two Graves

Would rate well as a film school thesis. Lots of talent apparent. Zero control over story or tone.

Personal Shopper

Rises or falls depending on your interest in Stewart’s mysterious weirdness. She’s really good at that, but it still didn’t work for me. Sils Maria is far better.

Carrie Pilby

On one side, you have the exquisite Bel Powley. On the other, a talky, rather clichéd screenplay with supporting characters that too often behave like supporting characters, and not like people.

Life

By the end, I was rooting for the alien. Rooting hard.

The Sense of an Ending

Julian Barnes’ novel had problems. Despite the presence of Jim Broadbent, the movie did not solve those problems.

Wilson

I forgot I saw it within an hour of leaving the theater.

It’s a grim lot, I know. And I didn’t even get up the energy to check out CHIPS or whatever the new Power Rangers thing is being called.

Thank you for allowing me to vent. At least it resulted in a very short blog. And I’m sure The Boss Baby will make it all better.

One can dream.

Comments

8 responses to “From Beauty and the Beast to Trainspotting 2: Is 2017 any good?”

  1. lividemerald2013 Avatar

    I really want to see “The Love Witch.” That and Verhoeven’s “Elle.”

  2. Rick Ouellette Avatar

    Think I’ll give T2 a try, other than that it’s a good time of year to catch up on what I missed in 2016 (and before).

    1. Jon Avatar
      Jon

      T2 is worth it. From earlier in the year, I kind of like Cure for Wellness, though it ended badly, and The Founder. Amongst the more mainstream movies, Lego Batman is hilarious and John Wick is a crowd pleasing sequel. And Get Out was excellent. But March was not promising. Maybe April will be better.

  3. beetleypete Avatar

    I can only agree, Jon. I was just saying the other day that this looks like a dull year so far, with little to look forward to.Since Christmas, I have noted few films that I even want to bother with. One of those is ‘Free Fire’, the new Ben Wheatley film. I have enjoyed his other work, so I am keen to se it.
    Otherwise, I await the usual round of super-heroes and comic-book franchises with my usual dread.
    Best wishes, Pete.

    1. Jon Avatar
      Jon

      We are in the doldrums, Pete. Oddly, the most interesting movies I have seen this year have tended to be satiric or comic violent movies, like Get Out, The Belko Experiment, and War on Everyone. They may not all be great, but they are at least entertaining and have more genuinely compelling human characters than the more prestigious movies which seem to have a surprising number of characters who are merely plot contrivances. (I’m looking at you Skull Island.)

  4. billwhite1951 Avatar

    Get Out is the best thing I have seen in 2017. havent seen any of the ones yoou mentioned.

    1. beetleypete Avatar

      Nice to see you back, Bill. Hope all’s well down there?
      Best wishes, Pete.

    2. Jon Avatar
      Jon

      Agree entirely, Bill – both with your choice and a Pete’s sentiments.